spootyplease:

Sep 01st (+27510) via / source
"The sign of intelligence is that you are constantly wondering. Idiots are always dead sure about every damn thing they are doing in their life."

— Vasudev (via psych-facts)
Sep 01st (+5339) via / source

tittily:

my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’

Sep 01st (+143094) via / source

favourite characters:
↳ Calcifer
 [3/?]

Sep 01st (+6235) via / source

benwinstagram:

are u ever mean as fuck in ur head and u aint wanna be and u’d never say it out loud but that one voice in ur head is a total asshole and u feel bad for even thinking it and u wonder if thats how u rly are

Sep 01st (+127046) via / source

ikazed:

surethattotallyhappened:

wailtothethief:

Fuck I’m walking downtown and I pass a group of guys staring at me and I think “great catcall time” but then one guy goes “you look like you could kill a man a million different ways with just your bare hands”. This. This is an acceptable comment to give a girl on the street.

>”You’re pretty.”

Misogynistic.

>”You can murder guys!”

Acceptable.

Sep 01st (+183713) via / source

nikittypaprika:

When relatives/random people im forced to engage with start talking about “”gay people”” like some mysterious unknowable entity

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Sep 01st (+27813) via / source

mariusperkins:

(via emilianadarling)

Sep 01st (+21272) via / source

lowkeywalker:

come-to-my-world:

Ok, so I don’t know how I ended up here and woah!

they made

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characters

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for

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every

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single

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element

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of the

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periodic

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table!

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And also they made this

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and this

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*new ship* 

There’s even a granny!

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It’s like

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superheros

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(there’s a guy who looks like Hulk btw)

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and humans

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and there are

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twins!!

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And Bethoveen

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THEY MADE THOR

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And there’s also this which made me laugh

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I can’t! 

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(source)

this is the coolest shit b.

Sep 01st (+120530) via / source

kelpls:

some shoes 

Sep 01st (+10577) via / source

marionhood:

abookblog:

treblemirinlens:

BLESS MARVEL, they’ve officially released this in HD

I think most everyone on my dash could use happy dancing Groot today <3

Everyone needs a baby dancing Groot on their dash. 

Change the speed to 1.25. It’s awesome

Sep 01st (+63275) via / source

asksweetiebot:

thiasthedark:

axellikestoast:

goodbyecaroline:

mal-luck:

I love the smell of citrus in the morning.

I have wanted to see this for such a long time, it’s beautiful.

Somewhere in the world, Cave Johnson is punching the air

"DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I’M THE GUY WHO’S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! I’M GONNA GET MY ENGINEERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!"

And somewhere I hear GladOS shouting.  ”YEAH! BURN HIS HOUSE DOWN! BURN HIS HOUSE DOWN!!! I like him.  He says what we are all thinking.”

Sep 01st (+25664) via / source

notenoughtosurvive:

unamusedsloth:

Nude Portraits series by photographer Trevor Christensen

This is my new favorite thing

Sep 01st (+258141) via / source

carlospalmer:

instead of calling someone a “grammar nazi”, why not try:

  • word nerd
  • syntax whiplash
  • fuckin geek
  • speech preacher
  • punctuate infatuate-er
  • ~Lord English~
  • grAMMAR SLAMMER
Sep 01st (+57943) via / source